Calvin at Three Years Old:

Mom:  How was school today?

Calvin:  Good and bad.

Mom:  What was the bad part?

Calvin:  A little girl asked me for my shovel while we were playing in the sandbox.

Mom:  Oh, then what happened?

Calvin:  I showed her where she could get her own shovel.

Mom: Oh, uh huh.

Calvin:  But she didn’t want to get one.

Mom: Oh, really.

Calvin:  And then the fight began………..