Calvin at Three Years Old:
Mom: How was school today?
Calvin: Good and bad.
Mom: What was the bad part?
Calvin: A little girl asked me for my shovel while we were playing in the sandbox.
Mom: Oh, then what happened?
Calvin: I showed her where she could get her own shovel.
Mom: Oh, uh huh.
Calvin: But she didn’t want to get one.
Mom: Oh, really.
Calvin: And then the fight began………..