Calvin at Age 3:

Mom:  Was Anna at school?  (Anna is his new favorite at school.  He told me he likes playing with the girls now.  (Before he liked talking and playing with a boy named Zachary but who knows what changed.)

Calvin:  No.

Mom:  Oh, was she sick?

Calvin:  Yes.  You need to get on the internet and go to “deadpeople.com” when kids don’t come to school because they are sick.  Look on “deadpeople.com” for them.