Calvin at Age 3:
Mom: Was Anna at school? (Anna is his new favorite at school. He told me he likes playing with the girls now. (Before he liked talking and playing with a boy named Zachary but who knows what changed.)
Mom: Oh, was she sick?
Calvin: Yes. You need to get on the internet and go to “deadpeople.com” when kids don’t come to school because they are sick. Look on “deadpeople.com” for them.